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Questions We’re Not Dealing With:
- "When’s it shipping?" → We’ll let you know when it’s ready.
-"Is it guaranteed to arrive by [insert date]?" → We’re not fortune-tellers.
-"What if I don’t like it?" → That’s on you. Pre-order = no refunds if you change your mind.
-"Why isn’t it shipped yet?" → Because pre-orders don’t ship until they do.
-"Can I cancel it?" → Nope. You’re committed.
"Thank you for your understanding, Kyle."
Questions We're Dealing With:
"Can you ship to places like [...] or my country?"
→ If Area 51 has a mailbox, we’re confident our products can find their way into literally any mailbox—
"My order arrived with an issue—what should I do?"
→ Snap a quick photo, send it our way, and we’ll handle the rest. We’ve got your back!